Those toilet seat guard things are the least efficient thing ever. Like, after going through the trouble of carefully separating the middle part so as not to tear the perimeter of the seat, it activates the sensor in the toilet, causing it to flush automatically and be dragged down, taking the whole seat guard with it.

Am I supposed to tear the middle part completely off? Why is it not perforated then? Gdi



No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.

(Dead Poets Society, 1989)

they ripped off the ipad